We review 3 horror movies each week with humor & insight. New, old, funny, scary, we love ‘em all.
This week we start late and are sloppy but brief in our discussion of The Hole in the Ground, Bad Dreams, and I'll Take Your Dead. We liked them! Some!
Next week: Potpourri of Picking. We're watching:
Bubba Ho-Tep (Prime)
Superstition (Amazon VOD)
All That We Destroy (Hulu Into the Dark)
Our short is How to Be Alone. Watch along and we'll chat soon!
This week we finally get to Scanners, which mostly holds up. But we had a lot more fun with the "Chinese Indiana Jones" flick The Seventh Curse. And about Monster Party, the less said, the better.
Next week: Charlie picks 'em all! We're watching:
Bad Dreams (Shudder)
I'll Take Your Dead (Amazon Rental)
The Hole in the Ground (Amazon Prime)
Our short is Looking Glass. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we set a record for earliest title phrase! Also 2/3rds of us dig Prophecy, 2/3rds dig Lizzie, and 1/3rd digs Zombiology.
Next week: Another something old, something new, something weird! We're watching:
Scanners (amazon rental)
Monster Party (Shudder)
The 7th Curse (Prime)
Our short is In the Darkness. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon.
This week we have a lot to say about Pet Sematary. Especially the last 15 minutes. We also dug the Slenderman-pastiche Mercy Black, and had some differing opinions on The Dark. But we all agreed the latter is extremely hard to google search.
Next week: Something old, something new, something weird. We're watching:
Prophecy (Shudder)
Lizzie (Shudder)
Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight (Prime)
Our short is Viewfinder.
Watch along if you'd like and we'll chat atcha soon.
This week we seriously dug Coherence, were unimpressed by Book of Blood, and had a split decision on Mohawk (perhaps Matt's history of wearing a mohawk shaped his interpretation?).
Next week: New Now Next!
We're watching:
Pet Sematary 2019 (theatrical)
The Dark (Amazon)
Mercy Black (Netflix)
Our short is Amy. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon!
This week! We try not to over-analyze Us, try not to think too hard about Sharknado, and most of us try to remember (but mostly enjoyed) Overlord.
Next time: Streaming platforms! IF you spend $30 a month on these platforms, your movies are free.
Book of Blood (Prime)
Coherence (Hulu)
Mohawk (Netflix)
Our short is Avulsion. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon.
This week, we enjoy the hillbilly silliness of New Kids, find 7 in Heaven flawed but fascinating, and find Treehouse just smart enough that we wish it were smarter. But Matt's back! For one movie at least!
Next week: Prestige and Garbage! We're watching...
Us (theatrical)
Overlord (Redbox & VOD)
The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (Amazon Prime & Hulu)
Our short is The Tunnel. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon!
By the way! Josh will be performing at the Die Laughing Comedy Marathon on Saturday, March 30th at 4:30 pm. Come on down or watch the livestream!
It's a Mattless show this week, but Josh and Charlie make up for it with lots of talk about art, schlock, and whether it's cool to like things (it is).
We also enjoy Cutting Class, admire Phantom of the Opera, and are disappointed how Sequence Break goes from Cronenbergian nightmare to cliche mediocre-dude-following-his-dream story.
Next week: Things! We're watching:
New Kids (Prime)
Seven in Heaven (Netflix)
Reflecting Skin (Shudder)
Our short is I Love Sarah Jane. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
Sometimes, we make good choices. Other times we watch Bloodrayne, There's Nothing Out There! and Beast in the same week.
But hey, we got a good show out of it, so it's worth the pain.
Next week: Each one pick one!
Matt picks the original Phantom of the Opera (Amazon Prime/YouTube)
Charlie picks Cutting Class (YouTube)
Josh Picks Sequence Break (Shudder)
Our short is Pingu's The Thing. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon.
Happy Death Day 2 U is less horror but even more goofy fun, Bones is surprisingly legit for a Snoop Dogg-starring 90s movie, and Night Trap is surprisingly dull for a movie originally titled The Devil's Mardis Gras.
Next week: Stuff! We're watching:
There's Nothing Out There! (Amazon Prime)
Beast (Shudder)
Bloodrayne (Amazon Prime)
Our short is Special Day. Watch along and we'll chat atcha soon.
