September 20, 2020
This week we watched (in descending order of quality) Parasite, The Evil, and Babysitter: Killer Queen. The first one was fantastic, the second was fine, and the third was a colossal disappointment to all of us. Go to your room and think about what you did, Babysitter: Killer Queen.
Next week, we're watching stuff, and also things:
1BR (Netflix)
From a Whisper to a Scream (Prime)
The Lair of the White Worm (Tubi or VoD if you, rightly, hate Tubi)
Our short is Cheese. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
September 14, 2020
This week we dig the witchy Western The Pale Door and the Stephen-King-esque The Shed, but find Random Acts of Violence too random and not violent enough.
Next week, we're watching something old, something new, and something else:
The Evil (Shudder)
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (Netflix)
Parasite (Hulu)
Our short is The Shroud. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
September 5, 2020
This week, Charlie's out supervising the birth of his new daughter. So Matt and I decided again, ill-advisedly, to do movies Charlie saw and didn't like enough to watch for the show.
This batch wasn't as dire as the last Charlie-less episode (Episode 306), but that's not saying much.
Next week we're watching new stuff!
The Pale Door (VoD)
The Shed (Shudder)
Random Acts of Violence (Shudder)
Our short is Sky. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
September 2, 2020
Mother! Behind you! On the other side of the box! Red shoes!
Next week we're Charlieless, so we're watching movies Charlie didn't like:
The Den (Rental)
The Ranger (Shudder)
Friend Request (Netflix)
Our short is El Eternauta. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
August 21, 2020
This week we dig Hidden, an early gem from the Duffer Brothers (of Stranger Things fame), and are pleased to see MVP Judy Greer get the lead role she deserves in Good Boy. Sadly, We Summon the Darkness wastes the considerable talents of both Johnny Knoxville and Alexandra Daddario, without much substance or point to back up its synth score and 80s setting.
Next week, we are watching:
Mother! (Amazon rental)
Red Shoes (Tubi)
Behind You (Hulu)
Our short is The Other Side of the Box. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
August 14, 2020
This time around we have one of those fascinating divides where two of us really like a movie and Matt is wrong. But wrong in interesting ways! At least we all agree that Urban Legends: Final Cut and Carrie 2002 are duds.
Next week, we're watching:
We Summon the Darkness (Netflix)
Hidden (Amazon Rental)
Good Boy (Hulu)
Our short is Miner's Mountain. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
August 7, 2020
We had a rare occurrence this week: All three of us agreed that all three movies were pretty damn good. Enjoy the lovefest, because lord knows it doesn't happen too often.
Next week, we're watching:
Carrie 2002 (Netflix)
Urban Legends: Final Cut (Shudder)
La Llorona (Shudder, not to be confused with The Curse of La Llorona)
Our short is Oscar's Bell. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
July 29, 2020
The movies are heavy but the banter is light this week. We dig the post-zombie, pandemic-relevant The Cured and the harrowing portrayal of dementia in Relic. Lake of Death is similarly somber and slow, but without a whole lot to say.
Next week we're watching:
The Rental (VoD)
Vivarium (Prime)
Impetigore (Shudder)
Our short is Blight (but a different one). Watch along and we'll chat soon.
July 18, 2020
It's nice to like things, and we like every movie this week, to varying degrees. Jeruzalem's creative filmmaking balances out its unlikable protagonist, Beach House is a lean and admirably gross thrill ride, and Metamorphosis puts a new cultural lens on the Catholic exorcist story.
Next week we're watching:
Relic (VoD)
Lake of Death (Shudder)
The Cured (Hulu)
Our short is Blight. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
July 12, 2020
This week we're impressed with Blacula, which is far less cheesy than its name implies. However, Red Riding Hood lacks teeth and Child's Play is a refurbished unit with some fundamental hardware and software flaws.
Next week it's all Shudder all the time! We're watching:
Metamorphosis
Jeruzalem
The Beach House
Our short is La Noria. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
