We review 3 horror movies each week with humor & insight. New, old, funny, scary, we love ‘em all.
This week, we enjoy Doctor Sleep, find Nightwish disjointed and slightly charming, and don't recommend Little Monsters to anyone over 12.
Next week, we're watching:
I Am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House
Our short is called Spider. STEP ON SPIDER!
Watch along and we'll chat soon.
The movies aren't great this week, but we still manage to keep it fun. Bliss gets most of our ire, with a "nice try" for Dust Devil and an "okay for the 80s" for The Curse.
Next week, we're watching:
Doctor Sleep (Prime Rental)
Nightwish (Prime)
Little Monsters (1989) (Netflix)
Our short is Whistler, which is available in full on Shudder.
Watch along and we'll chat soon!
This week we gush over Color Out of Space, try to grok Housewife, and find the Poughkeepsie Tapes doesn't live up to its cult reputation.
Next week we're watching:
Dust Devil (Rent on Amazon)
Bliss (Shudder)
Our short is Over. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we watched an outrageously schlocky movie about a robot dinosaur, and two attempts at serious indie filmmaking. Guess which one we liked best?
Next week, we're going to the movies!
Color Out of Space (Theatrical)
Housewife (Amazon Prime)
Poughkeepsie Tapes (Amazon Prime)
Our short is M Is for Marble. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we dig the survival horror of Sweetheart, barely survive the dullness of Luz, and wish Season of the Witch lived up to its full potential.
Next week we're watching:
Tammy and the T-Rex (Shudder)
The Marshes (Shudder)
Head Count (Netflix)
Our short is Suki. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we watched the rest of Marianne, six episodes of leave-the-lights-on TV. Spoiler: It's really, really good and you should watch it.
Next week: Something old, something new, something weird.
Season of the Witch (Shudder)
Luz (Shudder)
Sweetheart (Netflix)
Our short is Boxgirl. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week, 2/3rds of us hear the siren song of The Lure, and only one is left on dry land. At least we all agree that the first two episodes of Marianne kick butt.
Next time, we're... finishing Marianne!
Marianne ep 3-8 (Netflix)
Our short is More Than You Can Chew. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This episode we were more than ready for Ready or Not, dug the somber medieval thing Head Hunter, and had an interesting discussion about Home Alone v. Dial Code Santa Claus.
Next week, we're watching new TV and a Polish mermaid musical.
Marianne episodes 1&2 (Netflix)
The Lure (VoD)
Our short is called Loop and is very short indeed. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we all enjoy the early 90s oddity Highway to Hell, are unimpressed by Pilgrim, and some of us dig the heck out of Nekrotronic.
Next week: Potpourri!
We're watching:
Dial Code Santa Claus/Deadly Games (Shudder)
The Head Hunter (Shudder)
Ready or Not (VoD/Redbox)
Our short is the Disappearance of Willie Bingham. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we have regrets. Salem's Lot '79 hits us all as either dull, infuriating, or both. Basically if you have fond memories of this thing, you likely haven't seen it recently. Fortunately, Creepshow #6 sees off the first season in a fitting fashion that leaves us wanting more.
Next week: Something old, something new, something on Hulu. We're watching:
Highway to Hell (Prime)
Nekrotronic (Shudder)
Pilgrim (Into the Dark on Hulu)
Our short is The Wound. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
