We review 3 horror movies each week with humor & insight. New, old, funny, scary, we love ‘em all.
The movies are heavy but the banter is light this week. We dig the post-zombie, pandemic-relevant The Cured and the harrowing portrayal of dementia in Relic. Lake of Death is similarly somber and slow, but without a whole lot to say.
Next week we're watching:
The Rental (VoD)
Vivarium (Prime)
Impetigore (Shudder)
Our short is Blight (but a different one). Watch along and we'll chat soon.
It's nice to like things, and we like every movie this week, to varying degrees. Jeruzalem's creative filmmaking balances out its unlikable protagonist, Beach House is a lean and admirably gross thrill ride, and Metamorphosis puts a new cultural lens on the Catholic exorcist story.
Next week we're watching:
Relic (VoD)
Lake of Death (Shudder)
The Cured (Hulu)
Our short is Blight. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we're impressed with Blacula, which is far less cheesy than its name implies. However, Red Riding Hood lacks teeth and Child's Play is a refurbished unit with some fundamental hardware and software flaws.
Next week it's all Shudder all the time! We're watching:
Our short is La Noria. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we have a blast with Yummy, are impressed by The Wretched, and seriously underwhelmed by Stay Out Stay Alive. We also manage to not talk about the short longer than the short's runtime (it helped that it was 30 minutes long).
Next week, potpourri! We're watching:
Blacula (Shudder)
Red Riding Hood (Netflix)
Child's Play 2019 (Prime)
Our short is Malacostraca. Watch along and we'll chat soon.
This week we all dig the new Invisible Man and have a blast with the silly splatstick of Scare Package. We even get some quality behind-the-scenes anecdotes from Charlie, since he was a P.A. on the latter. Then Come to Daddy... well... let's say reviews are mixed. Nothing but love for Elijah Wood, though.
Next week, new stuff!
We're watching:
Yummy (Shudder)
Stay Out Stay Alive (Prime)
The Wretched (VoD)
Our short is NSFW (that's the title. It may or may not be safe for work). Watch along and we'll chat soon.
