Special Ep: Channel Zero Season One-Candle Cove

April 11, 2017

Hey hot doggies,

We will record the episode discussing The Void, Pulse, and The Love Witch this Saturday with REAL LIFE CHARLIE IN THE ROOM WITH US!

Until then, here's a little cocktail weenie to tide you over - Matt and Megan discuss Channel Zero's first season, Candle Cove.

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Ep. 227: Beefy Cheeba Pill Rips

April 6, 2017

It's (oddly enough) fetus week! We dig the gonzo nuttiness of Baby Blood, but Antibirth and Prevenge both needed a diaper change and a nap.

Next week: Weird stuff! New stuff! All kindsa stuff!

We're watching:

The Void (Amazon VOD)

Love Witch (Amazon Prime)

Pulse (1988 version, Amazon)

Our short is the excellently titled Who's Afraid of the Octopus Man?

Watch along with us and we'll see you next week.

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Ep. 226: I Like the Way You Work It (No Boogedy)

March 29, 2017

We had a blast with the movies this week, reaching back to films that freaked us out as kids. Sure, they're all pretty silly now. But we love 'em. There's a whole lot of love and respect for Jim Varney this week -- Ernest Scared Stupid is kid-tested and approved, as Josh's 8-year-old son can attest. We also enjoyed Lady in White despite pacing issues, and were baffled by Mr. Boogedy and the fact it has a sequel.

Next week! Killer fetuses (how weird is it there are enough of these to make a theme?)! We're watching:

Prevenge (Shudder)

Antibirth (Netflix)

Baby Blood (Shudder)

Watch along with us and we'll see you next week.

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Ep. 225: You Ain’t Corn

March 26, 2017

We sell our souls to rock and roll this week with the superbly weird Phantom of the Paradise, beautiful and disturbing Devil's Candy, and hilaribad Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare. 

Next up: Kid Week Part 2! We're watching:

The Lady in White (Vudu)

Ernest Scared Stupid (Amazon VOD)

Mr. Boogedy (Youtube)

Our short is another David Sandberg classic, Not So Fast!

Watch along with us and we'll see you next time.

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Ep. 224: The Lion Still Knows I’m a Meat

March 19, 2017

It's a zombie jamboree this week! We're gently charmed by the Thriller-meets-bad-Stephen-King The Midnight Hour. The bad-lad misogynistic "comedy" of Doghouse leaves most of us feeling deeply unclean. And Versus is a gonzo good time, provided you don't watch the awful dubbed version on Amazon.

Next week: Sell your soul to rock and roll with:

And our short is Skeletons. Watch along if you like and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 223: The Castanet Teeth

March 13, 2017

It's all new, mostly great movies this week! The Girl with All the Gifts gets record high scores, as does Get Out. Sharknado 4... well, returns have diminished substantially on that there franchise.

Next week, it's zombies 'round the world! We're watching:

The Midnight Hour (weird-ass TV movie starring Levar Burton! Available only on YouTube.)

Versus (Japan, Amazon VOD)

Doghouse (UK, Shudder)

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Ep. 222: The Young Coroners Club

March 3, 2017

We celebrate Women in Horror Month this week with three female-directed films. Folks, there are a ton of great horror movies directed by women: The Invitation, Honeymoon, Babadook, Pet Sematary, to name a few. Unfortunately, this set of XX, Don't Look Back, and Mirror/Mirror is only okay. Not great, not terrible -- but we're loopy enough to still get a fun show out of it.

For next week, we're hitting up three new movies that just might be varying levels of quality:

Get Out (Theatrical release)

The Girl With all the Gifts (Amazon VOD)

Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens (Netflix)

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Ep. 221: The Simplicity of Shoes

February 23, 2017

It's a vamptastic, vamptacular week! We dig on the priestly bloodsucker in Thirst, find My Sucky Teen Romance pretty damn charming, and feel like Kiss of the Damned is a little too artsy for its own good. The short, Prita Noire, is as pretty as it is baffling.

Next week! It's the tail end of Women in Horror month, and we're celebrating with three films by female directors:

XX, an all-female-director anthology: Amazon

Don't Look Back, a French New Extremism thriller: Shudder

Mirror/Mirror, an early 90's cheesefest: Shudder

Our short is Vanilla Cake, from Fun Size Horror.

Minnesota Folks: Join us on Sunday, Feb 26th for GET OUT! We're headed  to the Showplace Icon in St. Louis Park for a 7 p.m. showing with beer and discussion to follow. Get a jumpstart on the next episode and experience a film that's already getting amazing critical response. Check out the Facebook event and join us, can't you?

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Ep. 220: Mayo and Adore

February 15, 2017

There's a lot to like on this week's podcast: The new Blair Witch is a far meaner motorscooter than the critics would have you believe. The Prowler is a hidden 80's gem. The Similars is a cool throwback to old Twilight Zone-style weirdness that was good for a few chills, too.

Next week: When Matt's away, it's vampires, yay!

We'll be watching:

Thirst (Korean vamps)

Kiss of the Damned

My Sucky Teen Romance

Join us, can't you?

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Ep. 219: I’m a Real Gall Bladder in the Mud

February 8, 2017

It's a mixed bag of supernatural ladyfolk in this week's show! Siren can't quite capture the magic of its short-film predecessor. Kayako vs. Sadako may not be a bout for the ages, but has it's moments. Satan's Cheerleaders is definitely a series of images brought to the illusion of life through the persistence of vision.

Next week! Each one pick one!

Matt (well, Megan really) picks: The Similars

Josh picks: Blair Witch (reboot/make/sequel)

Charlie picks: The Prowler

Our short is There Shall Come Angels. Listen, watch, comment, and we'll see you next week!

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