Ep. 234: She’s Trying to Leave, Grab the Shop Vac!

June 8, 2017

Josh is unexpectedly out this week (don't worry, everything's cool), but Megan stepped in because she is awesome. And these were Megan's picks to begin with, so she ought to have to defend them. We review Pandorum, Conspiracy, and The Mad, along with our short, Mildred.

Next week: New stuff! We're watching:

Split (Amazon)

Raw (Amazon)

Hell House, LLC (Amazon Prime)

Watch along with us and we'll catch you next week.

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Ep. 233: Don’t Be a Tree

June 2, 2017

This week we celebrate the stars of American Gods by watching the good-to-mediocre movies they star in! Willard is a big hit with Matt and Josh, Tales from the Hood tickles Josh and Charlie, and we all agree that Uninvited is, well, not coming to our next shindig.

Next week! HSHD's Megan picks a potpourri of flicks:

Pandorum (Starz, Amazon)

The Conspiracy (Amazon)

The Mad (Amazon Prime)

Our short for the week is Mildred. Watch along with us and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 232: Temporarily Inconveniencing a Gila Monster

May 26, 2017

It's a Netflix kinda week this week! Also a "not great movie" kinda week. We find some joy in the drag-racing ghost story The Wraith. The Eyes of My Mother is too artsy and not enough fartsy for Matt and Josh. Beyond the Gates is largely a waste of a stellar cast. But the short was good! And we have a lively discussion of all these weird flicks.

Next week! Actors from American Gods! We're watching:

Tales from the Hood (with Corbin Bernsen, Amazon)

Willard (with Crispin Glover, Amazon or Xfinity)

The Uninvited (with Emily Browning, Amazon)

Our short for this week is Other Lily.

Watch along with us if you like and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 231: Clowns Are a People Idea

May 17, 2017

It's all aliens all the time this week! We finally review (and gush over) Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Invasion is the least compelling version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, sadly. Terror Vision and Contamination are both bonkers slices of 80's weirdness -- you're bound to like one or the other, but probably not both.

Next week! Netflix and Chills! All of our picks are yours for the streaming on the Netflixes. We're watching:

The Wraith (Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn and Randy Quaid?!)

Beyond the Gates (Barbara Cramton and Brea Grant!)

The Eyes of My Mother (No recognizable actors!)

Our short for the week is Speechless.

Watch along with us and we'll see you next week!

 

Reminder! There are five more chances to see Josh in the all-singing, all-dancing, all neuroses Anxiety! The Musical. Get tickets here.

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Special Ep: Until Dawn

May 10, 2017

Josh couldn't record this week, because he's in dress rehearsals for Anxiety! The Musical. So Matt & Megan pick up the slack reviewing horror game Until Dawn.

Next Ep! We're still all about the aliens. Since we're a week late, we're adding another film to the mix:

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Amazon Prime)

Terror Vision (Amazon Prime)

Invasion (Netflix)

Contamination (Amazon Prime)

Watch along with us and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 230: The Almond Barcalounger

May 4, 2017

If you're fans of 80's movies, boobs, or both, you'll enjoy this week's lineup. Some of these titles have aged better than others, for sure. We all enjoyed, to varying degrees, Chopping Mall, Creepozoids, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama. 

Next week! In celebration of Alien: Covenant, we're watching some extraterrestrial mayhem with:

Contamination (Amazon Prime)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (FINALLY!) (Amazon Prime)

The Invasion (Netflix)

TerrorVision (Amazon Prime)

Our short is Leave Me Alone. Watch along with us and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 229: My Neighbor Turturro

April 27, 2017

Charlie's theme for this week was "Two Is the Loneliest Number." I know, the rest of us didn't quite get it either. But we did enjoy the 80's cheese of Blood Rage. Dead Ringers features two amazing performances by Jeremy Irons but was a little sedate for a Cronenberg flick, and we split sharply on Blackcoat's Daughter. 

Next week: Movies that were of particular interest to us as adolescent boys! Brought to you by the letters T and A. We're watching:

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (Shudder)

Creepozoids (Amazon)

Chopping Mall (Shudder)

Our short is The Maker.

Watch along and we'll see you next week!

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Ep. 228: If Patchouli Made a Sound

April 18, 2017

We're completely giddy to have Charlie actually in the room with us for this episode! Seriously, giddy. It's a heartily silly discussion. We all dig the Void to various degrees, find Pulse slight but charming, and are baffled by the Love Witch (though Josh was more into it than the other dudes).

Next week! Charlie picked three movies with a super-secret theme!

The Blackcoat's Daughter

Blood Rage

Dead Ringers

Our short is Mordeo. Watch along if you like and we'll see you next week!

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Special Ep: Channel Zero Season One-Candle Cove

April 11, 2017

Hey hot doggies,

We will record the episode discussing The Void, Pulse, and The Love Witch this Saturday with REAL LIFE CHARLIE IN THE ROOM WITH US!

Until then, here's a little cocktail weenie to tide you over - Matt and Megan discuss Channel Zero's first season, Candle Cove.

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Ep. 227: Beefy Cheeba Pill Rips

April 6, 2017

It's (oddly enough) fetus week! We dig the gonzo nuttiness of Baby Blood, but Antibirth and Prevenge both needed a diaper change and a nap.

Next week: Weird stuff! New stuff! All kindsa stuff!

We're watching:

The Void (Amazon VOD)

Love Witch (Amazon Prime)

Pulse (1988 version, Amazon)

Our short is the excellently titled Who's Afraid of the Octopus Man?

Watch along with us and we'll see you next week.

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